Well I Got No Money but I Got Me Again

Fri (1995)

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• Smokey : I know yous don't smoke weed, I know this; simply I'm gonna get you high today, 'crusade it's Friday; y'all own't got no job... and you lot ain't got shit to do.

• Craig Jones : We ain't got no saccharide.

  Smokey : No carbohydrate? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either yous got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

• Smokey : I got mind command over Deebo. He be like "shut the fuck upwards." I be serenity. But when he leave, I be talking again.

• Smokey : Retrieve it ,Write it down, accept a picture, I don't give a fuck.

• Smokey : Weed is from the world. God put this hither for me and you. Have advantage man, take advantage.

• Smokey : Puff puff, give. Puff puff, requite. You fuckin' upwards the rotation.

• [Pastor Clever drives upwards as Smokey rolls a articulation]

  Craig Jones : Put that out, man, here come the pastor.

  Smokey : For what? Probably fume bud too.

  Pastor Clever : How ya doin', Brother Craig? How ya doin'?

  Craig Jones : I'm all correct.

  Pastor Clever : Um, say, um, past chance is Sister Jones in?

  Craig Jones : Nope. Neither is Brother Jones. They both at work.

  Smokey : [under his jiff] Where yo' donkey need to be, nigga.

  [he starts rolling again]

  Pastor Clever : 'Scuse me, brother. What we phone call drugs at 74th Street Baptist Church, nosotros call a sinny-siiiiin-sin.

  Smokey : [singing] Well, 'round here, between Normandie and Western, nosotros telephone call this here a petty twenty-twen-twen... niggaaaaa!

  Pastor Clever : Why don't ya just give me a little bit for my cataract.

  Smokey : You didn't put in on this, man.

  Pastor Clever : Information technology'southward meliorate to give than receive, my blood brother.

  Craig Jones : [looking across the street at Mrs. Parker] Look, look, expect, she bendin' over!

  Pastor Clever : Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd, he know what I want. Excuse me, brother.

  [he walks abroad]

  Pastor Clever : Mrs. Parker! Mrs. Parker! Can I talk to you for a minute, Mrs. Parker?

  Smokey : [to Craig] Told ya. The weed be lettin' ya know... evil lurks.

• Smokey : Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

  Craig Jones : Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

  Smokey : Yes, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.

• Smokey : [after Craig knocks out Deebo] Y'all got knocked the fuck out, man! Give me my goddamn coin...

  [Smokey takes $200 from a knocked-out Deebo]

  Smokey : Payback's a motherfucker, ain't it? Nigga!

  [walking away]

  Smokey : Pow! Pow, Pow, POW!

  Red : [punches Deebo every bit he'south getting up and takes concatenation back] My grandmama gave me this concatenation!

  Ezal : [slowly walks to Deebo] Deebo? DEEBO! Man, yous shoulda been bobbin' and weavin'! Look 'information technology at ya! Become Upward! Since you ain't, peradventure I'll accept these shoes!

  [struggling to take Deebo's shoe off]

  Ezal : Big... foot... motherfucker, you can *have* ya knife! 'Cause I *STEAL*, I don't *KILL*.

• Smokey : Damn! Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.

  Craig Jones , Smokey : How-do-you-do, Mrs. Parker.

  Mrs. Parker : Hi, boys.

  Smokey : [quieter, just however audible] When you lot gonna let me *fuck* Mrs. Parker?

  Mrs. Parker : What you lot say, honey?

  Smokey : Huh? Nothing.

• Smokey : [at the ice cream truck] What's upwardly, Large Perm?... I mean Big Worm?

• Smokey : Why yous not goin' to work?

  Craig Jones : I got fired yesterday.

  Smokey : No shit? I thought y'all had the day off yesterday.

  Craig Jones : I did. I went in to pick up my check, came abode, my supervisor called me about four o'clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes.

  Smokey : The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you lot trying to build, a clubhouse?

  Craig Jones : Hell, no, ain't got me on record. But they said they did. Fired me on the spot. Talkin' nigh pressin' charges.

  Smokey : Goddamn! You've got to be one stupid motherfucker to go fired on your mean solar day off.

• Smokey : [afterward breaking into Stanley's house] We got well-nigh two hundred dollars.

  Deebo : *I* got almost two hundred dollars.

• [Smokey taking a crap exterior]

  Smokey : You lot amend not tell everyone man.

  Ezal : Human being, I'm not, man.

  Smokey : Keep it on the down depression.

  Ezal : Alright brother. Damn.

  [Looks effectually and yells]

  Ezal : Hey, Smokey back here taking a shit!

  Smokey : Ezal!

  Ezal : Well, I won't tell everyone else.

• Craig Jones , Smokey : [after they see Carmine'south black centre] DAAAAAMN!

• Felisha : I need to borrow your motorcar right quick.

  Smokey : What kinda shit is that? Most people wanna infringe carbohydrate. Or even ketchup. Yous wanna borrow my motorcar? Hell naw! Get the hell on.

  Felisha : Well, allow me borrow a joint.

  Smokey : You need to borrow a job. With yo' broke donkey. Always trying to smoke up somebody's shit. Go the hell on, Felisha.

  Felisha : I'ma remember that.

  Smokey : Remember it. Write it downward, take a film, I don't give a fuck!

  Felisha : Tsk.

  [realizes she tin effort her luck with Craig]

  Felisha : Craig.

  Craig Jones : [not bothering to look at her] Bye, Felisha.

  Felisha : Damn. Y'all stingy.

  [she leaves]

• Smokey : Why don't yous tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.

• Smokey'due south mom : Smokey, get me some cigarettes.

  Smokey : Well, requite me some money.

  [Smokey'due south mom gives Smokey a dollar]

  Smokey : Await, this isn't enough.

  Smokey'south mom : Make it plenty.

• Cherry : [after having his necklace snatched past Deebo] Hey, man, why didn't y'all help me!

  Smokey : [slouching in his chair] Human being, I'm high.

  Red : Man, that's fucked upward. If it was y'all, I would've helped you lot.

  Craig Jones : What almost the time he tried to choke me in Smoke'south backyard?

  Red : [pause, thinks virtually it] Oh, that was different.

• Smokey : [sees Big Worm drives away] Florida Evans-looking motherfucker.

• Smokey : I won, gimme my money.

  Deebo : What coin!

  Smokey : I lost.

• Smokey : Man that fool simply playin' human being, I ain't trippin.

  Craig Jones : That's yo trouble. Aint' nobody playin' but you. You walk upwards and down the street all twenty-four hours playin'. He aint' playin' you think he playin' 'bout his coin? He know where my momma stay know where y'all momma stay. He say he had a gun when you seen him right?

  Smokey : Yeah

  Craig Jones : Well name one person in the hood that play similar that!

• Ezal : Fume, buy me a 40oz for my birthday.

  Smokey : Today your birthday?

  Ezal : What's today?

• Smokey : I've been smokin' ever since I was 2.

• [concluding lines]

  Smokey : [on phone] Aye, I got your coin. And I don't appreciate yous sendin' your punk ass, busta donkey, Jheri whorl wearin' donkey friends come up down here to shoot at me and my homie. They'd like to got dealt with.

  Large Worm : First of all, don't exist callin' here similar y'all some direct up "G", 'cause I'll cutting your balls off and mitt 'em to you, partner. I had to warn yous too many times most my coin, Smokey. You run into, information technology'south the principle of the whole thing. There's principalities in this.

  Smokey : Yeah, well... I got your coin anyways. And you lot sell that shit yourself next fourth dimension, 'cause I'm goin' to rehab. I'm through with this shit.

  [hangs up, then lights a joint]

  Smokey : [to the viewer] I was just bullshittin'! And y'all know this, human!

• Smokey : Y'all know Craig? Craig got fired!

  Big Worm : What the fuck that gotta do wit me?

• Craig Jones : What I'm trippin on, is how y'all gonna sell bud, when you smoke it?

  Smokey : I don't know. That'southward my only problem.

  Craig Jones : Large Worm gonna fuck you upward.

  Smokey : Big Worm ain't gonna exercise a goddamn matter, man.

  Craig Jones : All right...

• Deebo : Come on Smoke, Stanley left his window open.

  Smokey : I can't I'1000 on probation.

  Deebo : Stop being a bowwow and come up on.

• Rita : Ooooh, What's up?

  Smokey : Non a damn thannng!

• Smokey : [most Crimson] He gonna cry in the auto.

• Smokey : [trigger-happy through Craig'due south open up sleeping room window curtain] Break yo' self Fool!

  Craig Jones : Man, await what you did to my drapery. You better sentry that window you lot climbing in fool 'fo you get blasted on.

  Smokey : With what? You ain't got nothin' man.

  Craig Jones : With this!

  [pointing his Glock at Smokey]

  Smokey : Homo, Where you get that from?

  Craig Jones : Yo Mama.

  Smokey : Fuck you!

  Craig Jones : Fuck y'all! He he he

  [chuckling]

  Smokey : Come on exterior homo, and cease playing.

  Craig Jones : Gotta get dressed.

  Smokey : Hurry Up!

  Craig Jones : Don't tell me to hurry up!

• Smokey : [calling Big Worm on his telephone] Hey um, did somebody... page Smokey?

  Big Worm : [five.o. on phone] Don't play impaired nigger, yous know who the is! You got my money?

  Smokey : I ain't got information technology, merely I'grand gonna go information technology.

  [Big Worm hangs up]

  Craig Jones : What happened?

  Smokey : Man he simply hung up... I think we amend stay in the business firm.

• Smokey : [after smoking marijuana in the car with Hector and his friend, he finds himself running down the street in his white A-shirt and white briefs] The next matter I know, I was runnin' down the street in my damn drawers!

• Hector : [while smoking with Smokey] Hey, hey, hey! Accept it piece of cake, holmes!

  Smokey : I know what I'thou doin', human! Shut the fuck upwardly!

  [Hector and his friend laugh at him]

• Joann : Smokey, I demand you to go to the store and get me some cigarettes

  Smokey : Give me the money

  Joann : [she easily smokey one dollar]

  Smokey : Wait, Wait, Await, Wait a minute, what's this? This ain't plenty

  Joann : Make it plenty

  Smokey : DAMN!

• Hector : 'Sup, Smokey?

  Smokey : Fuck y'all.

• Smokey : [talking nearly Mrs. Parker] Damn, I'd knock the dust off that pussy!

• [Large Worm arrived at Craig's firm and Smokey comes to him. The license plate says "Large Worm"]

  Smokey : What'due south up, Big Worm?

  Big Worm : How much y'all got left?

  Smokey : Man, I got to lot.

  Big Worm : You lot nevertheless own't sold that weed, Smokey?

  Smokey : Man, I'yard trying to, Worm. Niggas are bankrupt these days.

  Big Worm : I don't retrieve you're applying yourself, Smokey.

  [pause]

  Big Worm : You're smoking my shit?

  Smokey : Hell, no. Fuck with your shit? Hell, no.

  Big Worm : You're smoking my shit?

  Smokey : Man, why would I practice some shit like that?

  Big Worm : I don't want have to fuck you up, Smokey. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions.

  Smokey : Worm! Yous're the terminal brother money, I'd mess with. I'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit. Now y'all know this, man.

  Big Worm : We'll come across.

  [begins to leaves and drives away from Smokey]

• Craig Jones : Human being what took yous so long?

  Deebo : This foo was scared man, he didn't even...

  Stanley : [Interrupts Deebo and talks very irritated to Craig, Smokey and Deebo] Look fellas. I've asked yous nicely, merely at present I'chiliad getting very irritated. For the last time, would you stay off of my FRIGGING GRASS, Please!

  Smokey : Al'right human, sorry.

  Stanley : Thanks.

  [Smokey gives Stanley the middle finger and Stanley falls]

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